i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me
overprotective parents raise the best liars.